Post hoc?

Usually natatawa ako sa mga ganitong klaseng mga survey-surveyan. They claim that they could measure accurately how ________ (insert adjective) you are. But in fact, wala lang, walang basis walang halaga at walang kwenta. Pero sige, for the fun of it (masaya minsan gumawa ng senseless stuff hahaha) and to prove how inaccurate this survey is (and to veer away from the serious stuff for a change), I'll do it - Clar and Ray2!

I am 9% girly. (and I doubt if this is an acceptable conclusion - read on)

Take this quiz and find out how girly you are. (GUYS TOO) Put x's beside each thing that's true. Each x that you put is one percent. Have fun!!

[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always done. // wala nang CAT
[ ] During the summer the only shoes i wear are flip flops //ano yun?
[ ] My favorite toys as a child were barbies
[ ] My favorite colour is pink or purple
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[ ] I love skirts.
[ ] Hollister is one of my favorite places to shop
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear.
[ ] I love chocolate
[x] I've never had a real job. // real job != underemployment; working under-age// so lalaki lang pala ang nagkakareal job? great. haha.
TOTAL: 1

[ ] My hair is almost always straightened
[ ] I have at least 8 myspace pictures
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week
[x] I love to hang out at the mall with friends // e san pa ba? dun lang ako pinapayagan e
[] I have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace or earings.
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon.
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan.
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] I watch either the OC or Laguna Beach.
[ ] I change my icon weekly.
[ ] I wear a shower cap.
TOTAL: 1

[x] I dont shop at Hot Topic. // ano yun?
[ ] My cell phone might as well become a part of me.
[ ] I wear mascara everyday.
[ ] I've been or am on a diet.
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable.
[ ] I dont know the difference between a sheep and a goat. // so lalaki lang din may alam nun?
[ ] Big sunglasses are hott.
[ ] I have gotten my nails done before.
[ ] MTV is one of my favorite channels. // try cnn or national geographic
TOTAL: 1

[ ] All I want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys!
[ ] I love to have girls do my hair.
[ ] I give and recieve hugs from all my friends
[ ] I hate bugs.
[x] Carnivals are so fun! // included naman ang fair at theme park dito di ba?
[ ] Summer is THE best season.
[ ] My swimsuit has 2 pieces
[ ] I'm waiting for my knight in shining armor.
[ ] Musicians are so hot.
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours.
TOTAL: 1

[X] I am self-conscious. // it is a fact that self-consciousness is a trait of almost every teenager
[ ] I cry often.
[ ] My car smells like vanilla or cherry.
[x] My dishes get washed more than once a week. //anong "un-manly" dun?
[ ] I dont do sports.
[ ] I HATE to run.
[ ] I squeal when I am surprised or angry.
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack.
[ ] I love romance novels.
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute.
TOTAL: 2

[ ] I dance a lot.// don't even know how to
[ ] usually spend an hour or over to get ready to leave my house.
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products.
[ ] I love to get dressed up.
[ ] Every part of my outfit needs to match.
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends.
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot.
[ ] I apply lip stuff 50 times a day.
[ ] I wish I were a model.
TOTAL: 0

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton.
[ ] I have been something that was semi.
[ ] I own Uggs.
[ ] Hip Hop is the best music.
[ ] I pop my collar.
[ ] I like to be the center of attention.
[ ] Guys with Mohawks are crazy.
[ ] Horses are beautiful.
[ ] I'd rather not pay attention in school. // quite the opposite :p
[ ] Cats are adorable.
TOTAL: 0

[ ] I write my own music // i wish
[x] I would love to visit Hawaii. // and travel in general even though i really don't have the resources to do it
[ ] Valentine's day is so cute!
[ ] White is better than black.
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black.
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.
[ ] Hate the grunge look.
[ ] I love to read magazines.
TOTAL: 1

[ ] I love to gossip. //current events ang mas tama :p
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters/notebooks as a kid.
[ ] I love Celine Dion.
[ ] My bubble baths are 1-2hrs long.
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned.
[ ] My friends and I are in a strict group. We mostly only hang out with each other.
[ ] I like little kids.
[ ] Diet drinks are the best.
[ ] I'm all about being vegetarian.
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonalds.
TOTAL: 0

[ ] I check my myspace everyday. // don't even have one
[x] I love life! // so this is supposed to be exclusive to girls?
[ ] I have a lot of jewlery!
[ ] My screen name(s) have x's in them.
[ ] Either one of my myspace names has/had "<3"'s
[x] I would never want to be the opposite sex. // this is just stupid
[ ] It's not what he/she said it's the way he/she said it.
[ ] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed.
TOTAL: 2

Now add up all the total points and put "I am __% girly" for the subject if you steal or get tagged.

ok. To further prove the inaccuracy of this survey, I tag Ben and Andrew.